Funny, yet frightening!
This Twitter user takes issue with the snicker-worthy guide:
Um. Simile. Also, it’s actually a metaphor. Words, like reality, are hard.
And, hey, why can’t it be both? We do still love the giggle-inducing train wreck pic of the day that explains what Obamacare means to you:
Never gets old.
The People’s Cube also had kind words for Sen. Cruz:
Don’t let stompy foot Sen. McCain see that! Actually, let him. Snicker.