Not that you expect anything funny from Bill Maher’s Twitter feed, but couldn’t he try a little bit harder? As in, a joke that might have something to do with Gov. Chris Christie’s actual speech to the RNC? Can we get another entertainment professional to give it a shot?
Hey-oh! No, this isn’t going anywhere. Let’s throw it to the amateurs and see if they can come up with something original.
Stage being fortified with super-reinforces steel right now in anticipation of Chris Christie speech. Will it hold? We'll find out! #GOP2012
— Dave Rubin (@RubinReport) August 29, 2012
During every applause break in Chris Christie's speech tonight, an assistant will toss a live halibut into his mouth. #RNC
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) August 29, 2012
Chis Christie is the actual elephant in the room.
— Veronica de Souza (@HeyVeronica) August 29, 2012
Chris Christie can now be seen on the Jumbotron, oh wait, that's him on stage.
— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) August 29, 2012
CHRIS CHRISTIE: "Every day I have the chance to do something great. Like eat a whole boar."
— Jeb Lund (@Mobute) August 29, 2012
Say what you will about Chris Christie, I thought he was great in 2 and a Half Men as 2 and a half men.
— Jon Eagle (@Jeagle78) August 29, 2012
Can David Letterman do better?
Letterman: "GOP Convention theme is A Better Future. Chris Christie theme is A Butter Future."
— Roger Simon (@politicoroger) August 29, 2012
Let’s give Maher another shot at relevance.
Loved #AnnRomney's speech especially the part about how Mitt can't release taxes cuz her horse ate them. And then Christie ate the horse.
— Bill Maher (@billmaher) August 29, 2012